Category: Humor
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Will you be my VaLENTine?
We’ve all seen the diocesan responses to the Valentine’s day/ Ash Wednesday dilemma — celebrate on Shrove Tuesday, do penance on Ash Wednesday, they say. Brian Flanagan has a better both/and solution.
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Limited Time Offer?
Here’s a gem of misunderstanding which gave me a chuckle: “Often misunderstood or simply unknown to many Catholics, an indulgence is a way to cut time off of Purgatory either for oneself or for a soul who has already died.” I’m sure that I will need lots of purification when I die. But I don’t intend…
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New Bible Translation Highlights Constitutional Rights
In a groundbreaking new translation of the Bible first reported by the Onion, we see a direct mentioning of the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms eight different times throughout the Bible. Psalm 23 now states “The Lord is my shepherd, and the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall…
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Powerful Image of The First Rosary
A beautiful and powerful image of the first rosary.
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Amazon’s Martin Luther-Shaped Echo Critiques the Pope
From the unruly news experts at the Babylonian Bee: “Luther, can you tell me about the Pope?” The Pope is a mere tormentor of conscience. The assembly of his greased and religious crew in praying is altogether like the croaking of frogs, which edifies nothing at all. Click here to read the rest of this…
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Francis Condemns Magnum Principium, Begins Saying Latin Mass After Hitting Head During Popemobile Accident
For the trusty news source Eye of the Tiber: Days after the Pontiff sustained injuries after hitting his head in a popemobile accident in Colombia, Pope Francis has now condemned his own motu proprio, Magnum Principium, allowing bishops’ conferences control over the translation of liturgical texts. Read the rest of the story here.
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Lessons from the Liturgical Movement… and a Few Chuckles, Too
“We may be revolutionaries, but not posing at such.”
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I Have Nothing to Say About This
Leave it to theologians…
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Highest Bidder Gets to Block a Hymn
Tired of a particular hymn? The highest bidder will be able to request…