Over at Korrektiv, Angelico Nguyen has some clever limericks on pope and pope emeritus:
There once was a Pope Benedictus
Who could make me grin like I had rictus:
His keen, crystalline prothes
And symbolical clothes
Proclaimed, โChrist, for His friendship, has picktus!โ
Our nice new Holy Father is Francis,
And Iโm happy to give him his chancis.
(Iโll admit, though: I frette
At his lack of mosette.โฆ
Quรฆsumus, no liturgical dancis!)
And this:
First, His Holiness shrugged off his mantle,
Then informalized his Twitter handle.
Geezers gushed, โThe new norm!
Let โReform of Reformโ
Be reformed!โ (For โreformโ, read dismantle.)

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