Pray Tell has learned from inside the Donald Trump campaign, by a circuitous route with unlikely connections bordering on the miraculous, that Trump will attend the funeral Mass being held today in Alabama for Mother Mary Angelica of the Annunciation.
“People say I have a woman problem, they’re wrong,” Trump said. “No one knows and loves Sister, or Mother, whatever, Angie more than me. She’s a leader, and I was the first to call it. I knew she was going places. I called it. I said, ‘She’s gonna make Catholicism great again.’
“Look at the tabernacle and monstrance at her shrine– yeah, I know all about that stuff. They’re yuuge, like they’re outta Trump Tower. Pushes the altar in the shadows. Lotta people don’t know it, but I had this crazy outsized influence on her. It’s cuz I’m a leader.
“Some people think you have to know stuff, details and facts and history, to lead. They’re losers. You just gotta land your message, like you’re punching something, and people follow. It’s what people need.”
Jeffery Tucker, who is associated with the Libertarian Party in Alabama, told Pray Tell that Mother Angelica knew how to channel grassroots anger better than anyone else. “In AmChurch, lefty bureaucrats used to run everything. It’s a free church again in many ways, and that’s largely because of her.”
Officials at EWTN and Mother’s Franciscan monastery declined to comment on Trump’s presence at the funeral.
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